Penises are for boys.

Adam continues to be perplexed that girls do not have penises. We had this conversation again the other day, so I figured I needed to write it down for the ages.

Adam: Are you going pee pee Mommy?
Me: Yep.
Adam: Oh. Did your penis break off?

(Note: this is a change from the "did it hurt when your penis broke off?" question - which, was hard to answer with a straight face!).

Me: Nope. Remember, only boys have penises. Girls do not.
Adam: Do you go pee pee out of your butt?
Me: Sort of. God didn't give girls penises, only boys.
Adam: Don't worry, Mommy. We'll get you one sometime.

Bwahahaha! Get a load of that! I about died of laughter...the way his little mind works is so fantastic! And hilarious. And sometimes, too curious...ha.

Overheard...

The other night at dinner, I was pouring Adam some milk and I said: "Did you know that milk comes from cows?" To which he replied matter-of-factly: "No, milk comes from mommy's boobies."